hmmm ... maybe I should KNIT a Kinky garden hose?

ok ... time for another ABC Wednesday post on this blog (most of them are on my normal (?!) blog - Up Too Late, As Usual, but there is also one on Spot The Blog) ... we are up to the letter K this week, and it just so happens that I found this in one of the junk mail catalogues this week:
(it should be clickable for a closer look)

wow - "Knitted Garden Hose" ... 20m of it!  ... and here was me thinking that the only "hose" one could KNIT were stockings ... LOL

I am also a bit worried about the fact that it is "Virgin PVC" and has "Anti Kink" (does it also come in pink? or maybe black would do?) ... the mind boggles ... (well - my weird mind sort of thinks everyone else's probably does ;-)

ok ... so now I am thinking to myself ... should I try and KNIT, or crochet, a garden hose? and what should I crochet it with? yarn spun from virgin sheep/alpaccas/etc? ... oh oh?


... oh look - here come those nice men with the white jacket that makes me hug myself ...